what if you tried to call off of work and you are just like “im sick today” and your boss was like “i know dude you’re one of the sickest bros here” and you were like “no i mean it im ill” and your boss says “yeah you the illest”
(Source: gothicprep, via relahvant)
Are you a piece of art because I’d like to nail you up against a wall
Damn
(via phobias)
“youre always on your computer” well ur always on my nerves
(via cyberfeels)
if lucifer needs someones consent to enter their body then so do you
(Source: digitalcrisis, via crystallized-teardrops)
in grade 11 i was on the phone w this boy i wanted and i owed him a favour or something so i was like “it can be anything you want” and he was like “anything?” and im like ya thats what i fuckin said and he goes “can you explain to me how a fridge works? like how does it stay cold”
(via w0nd3rw4l)
